Site used to be updated daily, but now I've gotten negligent.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/15/16
What if you had Elmer's glue for bones?
Who thought banana flavoured toothpaste was a good idea?
What does air smell like?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/16/16
If only there weren't any 1's in today's date...
Does someone have to taste-test pet food to make sure it tastes right?
Why's it so hard to lick your elbow?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/17/16
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Microsoft only employs fuzzy midgets.
Have you ever painted yourself purple and put on a green hat just so you could call yourself an eggplant?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/18/16
Feeling like a squid is hard.
I would love to be underwater singing "I like to be, under the sea."
Who needs donuts?! Oh. Cops do.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/19/16
SKISH!
Zim: Stupid silent glue boy!
Wheneva yer' feelin' down. Stand back up, butt-head
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/20/16
Some days you just gotta pancake.
Bacon is what makes us who we are!
That moment you realize you aren't supposed to be eating a tennis ball.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/21/16
Ever tried to bite your nose?
I. Need. STEAK!
Apparently, you aren't supposed to screw light bulbs into your nose...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/22/16
If it takes you longer than a minute to count how many limbs you have, you're a millipede.
What does your tongue taste like?
It's best not to imagine bugs crawling up your back...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/23/16
What does Scooby Doo?
Rice cakes are a lie!
Why do Gorillas have purple toe jam?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/24/16
*gasps* You're actually a hamster?!
Rectangular circles...
You better not have an itchy back right now!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/25/16
Some pennies are worth more than a penny...
DUDE! That's my toenail clipper!
Get your very own butt scratcher today! Only $46.88!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/26/16
Don't think about monkeys for more than 13 hours.
1/3 is not .3333333333... ect
Guns don't kill people, objects traveling at high velocities do.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/27/16
Eat Fresh.
Ever wore a pair of boots made of hair in the rain?
I would love to have a pet Octopus. Then I can call him Squidward.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/28/16
Smell that? *whispers* It's the stench of wet toes.
That unforgettable moment when you realize that you shouldn't be eating your neighbor.
Ever wonder how much dead skin is on your blanket?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/29/16
Nang dabit!
Beep beep truck!
Gobble gobble, Imma turkey!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/30/16
Look at the size of that finger!
The flesh people are coming!
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/1/16
*Plays dramatic piano music*
Tiny can of baked beans!
Silly little dirt baby.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/2/16
But why is the rum gone?
Cactus tooth.
Why is the Alphabet ordered like that?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/3/16
*Flares nostrils*
The plot has been twisted, master.
There are times where you just gotta flop like a fish!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/4/16
I think my brain left a sign that says "Space for rent".
Happy explosives day!
Didn't I promise you fireworks?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/5/16
You killed Jorge, YOU MONSTER!
Look at the size of that bathtub...
Being knowledgeable and being smart are two very different things.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/6/16
Dem Apples Dow!!!
I GOT BROWNIES!
I AM a Parakeet.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/7/16
Oranges are parents to clementines.
How can I stop from dancing?
Your nose has now become itchy!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/8/16
Chubby toads!
Ever wonder who comes up with all this stuff? Me neither.
How'd you find me?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/9/16
Life is quite Kafkaesque.
Things seldom go to plan.
It'd be handy to have webbed feet.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/10/16
Flavoured hockey pucks!
Ice cream nail polish.
Flakey floor flops!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/11/16
Twas 11:11 when I recalled to update the site.
How many pennies can your average piggy bank hold?
What if your skin was textured like carpet?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/12/16
Birch trees can't swim............ Think about it.
Are waterbottles meant for water?
Why can't I SIIIIIIIIIIIING?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/13/16
Extremely wide fingernails.
Water towers actually have water in them. Suprising, right?
Happy birthday to whoever's birthday it is currently.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/14/16
Pinkies made of Jell-O.
Bologna!!!
Toilets are quite useful.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/15/16
Why can't we all be upside down? Or are we?! :O
.sdrawkcab si sihT
Need juice? Call Juice Queen! 1-800-800-8000!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/16/16
My main goal in life is to save sea turtles!
Anyone need a used R.V?
I would love to have a switch to turn my gravity on and off. WEEEEEE!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/17/16
Butterfinger ice cream, with a side of hatred.
Limbs various animals.
Vacuum cleaners for the jungle!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/18/16
Squishing a cactus = red spillage.
Fleshy eyeballs.
No, I will not give you my liver!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/19/16
*Evil giggle laughing*
Smelly eyebrows.
Orange doorknobs.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/20/16
The flopping fish that flopped a floppy flop flop.
Candles made of earwax.
Knee cramp!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/21/16
CHICKENS!!!
HTML is quite a useful tool.
Nachos are awesome!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/22/16
Stop advertising everything as "razor sharp" when it's obviously not!
Gotta itch under my toenail!
Purple orange juice.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/23/16
Don't pop yer' viens!
Squishy eyelids.
The rusty dagger of doom!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/24/16
Bock bock, Imma chicken!
I saw a cat today, and decided to call it Plart.
Rubberized blankets.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/25/16
Swords do not make a "shing" noise while exiting their sheath.
Chop chop, here comes the toe slicer!
Chickens are quite fun to hold while sprinting 17 MPH.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/26/16
Why's the site named Vega? I dunno.
INTERGALACTIC CHOCOLATE MERCHANT!!!
There are too many misconceptions about midieval weapons and armor.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/27/16
Notice how its head doesn't move as its body is moved up and down?
Quite whimsical, if I dare say.
Leaves leave their leafy leaf home.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/28/16
Human hairball.
It's convenient that air is see-through.
Headlamps do not require hands, just heads.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/29/16
Rocket propelled squirrels are quite a thing to behold.
My veins are bleeding!
Believe it or not, eating lightbulbs is not particularly healthy.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/30/16
Penguin with a peg-leg.
Don't get shanked!
Bamboo poker stabby thing!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/31/16
The answer is in the date...
Anyone got $7.36?
Them are some done diddly big boots ye' got der'.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/1/16
The answer is 0.5!
But where does all the sewage go?
You do not appear to be in peak mental efficiency.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/2/16
4D movies are underwhelming.
The size of my socks is proportionate to the size of my feet.
Pit-stop, line 305!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/3/16
Truthful truthy truthness.
You'll never guess what'll be here tomorrow!!! (Seriously, unless you're a time-traveler!)
Dismemberment, fun for the whole family.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/4/16
Fairs are quite fair, unless they are an unfair type of fair. Now that's just not fair.
Robot pig riding a minature car.
Tornados don't seem to be viewed very highly among boring people.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/5/16
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Flying sloth babbies!!!
BaDOIP!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/6/16
HotTamales!!!
Imperial Super Miracle Bubbles!!!
Mott's Apple Juice!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/7/16
The cake holds the spatula, and the spatula holds the truth.
Huh... This store sells "Authentic Human Leather".
The size of my left-most eyelash is inconceivable.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/8/16
Packing peanuts are made of starch, which means you can eat them.
How can you fully experience life if you do the same things every day?
Graphics Interchange Format =/= Jif.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/9/16
Mouth flopper master!
Doip.
Did you know trees mainly consist of wood?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/10/16
Frog statue of everlasting iridium.
What do you call a fish with eight fins?
Any way the wind blows...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/11/16
MUHAHAHA!!! Little did you know that I've been stock-piling bath towels!!!
5 crazy facts you didn't know about pencils!
There are people in this world that would do jumping-jacks for a cookie made of body lotion.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/12/16
This is where the belly ends.
Fan be going round and round, dewd.
OHMERGURSH! Just look at those ankle socks!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/13/16
Runnin' outta ideas, man.
Zombies comin' to eat yer' fingers!
Foam ear pluggers.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/14/16
I ain't no redneck!
A book bound in human leg hair...
BOOM!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/15/16
The mighty shovel shrimp will eat you all!!!
Quack.
Two months of this endless torture!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/16/16
Toads with fat rolls.
Note to Self: Fibre-glass does not taste good.
They're in the walls!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/17/16
Shoes with many small holes in them.
Roses are red, violets are... Violet...
Is a green orange still and orange?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/18/16
Ninja toes!
Fluffy ushanka.
If I was an owl, then I could finally look behind me!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/19/16
Grass-hopper stew.
Joe!
Upside down monkey face.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/20/16
0.025!
Don't have friends? Well, ants are always an option...
Ninja pants.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/21/16
Fingers made of cheese...
Twirly duck face!
Tortilla chips are not good at cutting hotdogs.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/22/16
Doink!
The LuAZ is a funky car!
Shell-foonne.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/23/16
Gimme dat parka!
Spaghetti nose...
If the tree falls, what does that say of your toes?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/24/16
But Kovac, how do I survive!?
Pickle power activate!
This is the 437th line.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/25/16
A message from the future: Tomorrow will be the same as yesterday.
Clickin' all da' buttons!
Soup can.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/26/16
Belly-button calculator.
Swap the pepper with the salt!
C'mere you little caterpillar.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/27/16
Pinky of DOOM!
Sticks are stick-y.
Lightbulbs...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/28/16
I got an eye in my eyehole...
Penny of Pirouline.
Cosmonaut is a neat word.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/29/16
Shazmo rappa pappa!
Thermo-meter, not "thermometer".
This is considered a paragraph according to HTML.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/30/16
Moo, I'm a dog.
I doubt you could handle my eyebrow rocket.
Cat farts.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/31/16
Owl teeth.
This statement is false.
Circular boat.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/1/16
It's not August anymore...
A man covered in leaves was hiding in my shrubbery.
"And you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A herring!"
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/2/16
Selamat pagi!
Don't look into the eyes of the toilet-paper!
Vroom vroom!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/3/16
Flabbergastation!
Mushroom toad.
Pull my beard to activate the fog horn!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/4/16
This is super serious... Carrots.
Oh, would ya' look at that?
Raise your hand if you've ever seen a toilet!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/5/16
Charlie, Charles, or Charlette?
This is the middle.
It's on the tippity top of that gigantic needle!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/6/16
Leather socks!
No, THIS is the middle!
Chummies!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/7/16
Yo, dawg.
Nah, pretty sure this is the actual middle.
Pew pew pew! LASERS!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/8/16
Lookout, he's got a spork!
Stop this nonsense!
I think there's a problem if your legs looks like a couple of grizzly bears...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/9/16
I don't think you were supposed to eat the silly-string...
Finally, the madness ends!
Window mouse.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/10/16
What a great grate! My great-great grandfather had a grate that was greater than this, though.
Muuuuu!
How did the blind man read?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/11/16
Why are you Chopin that piano into pieces!?
Thys arent't spult white..
Not infront of the children!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/12/16
Stick whittlin'.
Nom nom nom nom!
Pffff... Nah... There's no body...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/13/16
Line 555!
What are you eating?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/14/16
Morph-tube!
Socks!
There was a penguin named Dreadwing!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/15/16
3 months!
I don't think it's supposed to bend like that...
You have the complexion of an astronaut.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/16/16
This stick is so 1980's.
Ladybugs on vines!
Do you know the sound your foot makes when it gets hit with a hammer? I don't.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/17/16
Modern trains don't go "choo choo" :(
I ain't no lady!
Scary balloon fingers!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/18/16
Spinning shoes!
Get yer' ear-pluggers right here!
What was the method of inflation?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/19/16
I have 8 days to what?!
Nah, I'm good.
Rubbery eyelashes...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/20/16
Happy birthday!
You sure? I got plenty!
Jumping juice!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/21/16
Stop thief!
Grump dump!
Do you mean sweat?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/22/16
Grandma fingers.
Toe cramp!
grammer.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/23/16
Automatic pancake flipper!
And here we see the wild shoe monkey in its natural habitat...
It's spelt 'grammar'.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/24/16
What an amazing invention!
Quite an entertaining specimen...
Sausage toes...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/25/16
You're bananners!
Lookout, it's coming this way!
But can I fry them?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/26/16
Floating horses!
Duck, it's a duck!
You could always try.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/27/16
Ping pong paddles!
Oh no!
Sock planes.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/28/16
It's a darn two party dictatorship!
I'm making leaps and bounds with my new cyclic steak!
Shiver me TIMBER!!! *tree falls down*
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/29/16
Plop plop, flop flop.
Oink! Imma chicken!
Arrr matey!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/30/16
You be a funky fish!
The last day of September...
Soon...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/1/16
New month!
BWAAAAPP!!!
Line 666...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/2/16
Why is it called a roller coaster?
Sticks of DOOM!
Oh my, oh my!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/3/16
Broccoli head!
Book + bracelet = booklet.
Pie flavoured cake.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/4/16
Bootlegged!
Sparkly man from Ukraine.
Knives made of insects...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/5/16
Pirates!
So many sparkles!
Edible?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/6/16
A-choo!
Just gonna pretend I didn't see dat...
Why most certainly!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/7/16
Bless you!
Yeah, you go do that...
Raise your pinky for maximum etiquette.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/8/16
Toad powers, activate!
Mr. Pickles is at it again!
Bingo!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/9/16
Behold da powwa!
Is there no one that will stop his rampage?
Zoinks!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/10/16
Airplanes!
He is known as the unstoppable pickle!
Jinkies!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/11/16
Swoosh!
Run for your lives!
Pringles.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/12/16
I like rusty spoons...
Oh no, Borris is coming!
Taffy!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/13/16
Alphabet Aerobits!
Why does "phone" start with a "P", and not an "F"?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/14/16
Yesterday was the day before this day.
Because English.
Rudolf, how could you?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/15/16
Nu uh!
Crickets for everyone!
You betrayed us!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/16/16
Frozen ding-dongs!
Hold tight!
Hold a worm.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/17/16
Yesteryear's Christmas cookies were good.
Head grabber!
Might I say, what a fabulous receding hairline you have there.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/18/16
When in doubt, say potato.
Keep calm and stop reading the stupid keep calm memes.
Boogers taste salty. So does your skin. Is skin boogers or is boogers skin?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/19/16
Anniversary!
So many marshmallow men...
Three broken toes... What a life, man, what a life.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/20/16
Babies!
Well, I guess we can make S'mores now...
Look at the size of that toad!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/21/16
ADAM!!!
Yawn...
Space penguin!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/22/16
Bazinga!
Flying horses!
Bologna.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/23/16
Bah humbug!
Hearts pump red blood.
Love ponies.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/24/16
Owange owanges.
Pork biscuits!
Teehee!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/25/16
Informants. In For Man Tees... What on Earth?!
Shoogah Poogah Boogah BOOGERS!
I don't know what to put for the third one.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/26/16
Joe Sniffly Biggles!
Oh my, so tired.
Pronounce it cowwectly!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/27/16
Magic shoe polish.
Get me a skipper boot goat!
Govney, where are you?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/28/16
And where might I acquire such an item?
Neva!
I am typing in and Irish accent.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/29/16
Don't forget to brush!
Live Love Chocolate.
Keep calm and love kittens.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/30/16
I'm just gonna put on my 153 rings.
Care to listen to some Cara Mia Addio?
Летающие индейки воскресенье.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/31/16
Happy Halloween!
Aye. Toads.
There's a snake in meh boot!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/1/16
A new month begins!
It's the Hash-Slinging Slasher!
No, Woody, there isn't.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/2/16
I know what I wanna do today.
No, this is Patrick!
Who you callin' pin-head?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/3/16
Pickles are da bomb.
Lightbulb pancakes.
Meow goes the cow.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/4/16
R.I.P.L.
Frank Sinatra.
When in America, do as the moose.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/5/16
Bah! Don't go over there!
The flies and spiders get along together.
Workin' ahead on the site cause why not.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/6/16
Finger twirly bump-bump.
No, not the moose men!
Chee-wawa.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/7/16
Pillow man, no!
I am the new monkey chicken.
Bicycle siren.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/8/16
Oatmeal eyebrows.
I bleed from my veins...
Glow in da dark shoe-laces.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/9/16
Gimme some cake with tomatoes!
Moo-moo, Milkman is here.
Line 900.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/10/16
Goats are tough little dewds.
How many teeth do you have?
Here, have some vegan tomatoes.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/11/16
Look at da date!
"A faintly glimmering radio station."
Trumpet mouse.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/12/16
What of it?
Vrata Ada.
Goose sandwich.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/13/16
I like waffles.
Oh, cheese!
Geeslez!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/14/16
Me too!
Put some on a sammich and... Magic!
Honk, honk!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/15/16
Baby food for breakfast!
Bad'um, tsk!
Ribbit, ribbit, Imma turtle!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/16/16
Just 5 more months...
That wasn't funny!
No, you're obviously a bunny.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/17/16
If there's a full moon, does that mean there's an empty moon?
Yes it was, it was the funniest thing since April 2nd!
Leaf people...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/18/16
But you use a football with your hands...
Anyone want a sardine spine?
Some people should not have cars...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/19/16
Yellow-bellied house eater!
Slime tree!
Oops, forgot the stroke!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/20/16
Not the houses!
Goo ball!
Don't you mean slash?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/21/16
Woah, it's a piece of paper with words on it! So interesting!
Toad statue.
No, I mean stroke!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/22/16
Cicero, my main wagon man!
Tendon cramps!
Meat.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/23/16
Hairy Pooter.
Oh, belches!
Finger-licking good!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/24/16
Happy Thanksgiving!
What's something you're grateful for?
What's your favourite Thanksgiving food?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/25/16
I'm stuffed!
Oh, the contrast is amazing!
Supper Man, bring me food!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/26/16
LINE 1000!!!
Oh, grilled fish!
Korean tuna.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/27/16
That month went by quick.
It's Sunday!
Oh, does yours still have the viens?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/28/16
It ain't over!
It's Monday, not Sunday!
Eh, no, I got rid of those.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/29/16
Bloated gummy worms.
Fish eggs!
Nose sniffles.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 11/30/16
Is it the end of the month now?
Beetle larva!
Meow, Imma moose.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/1/16
Yes, it's the next month now.
Are they edible?
I think you mean meese.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/2/16
Ah ok, good.
Banana splits!
Toilet blanket.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/3/16
Tweezers!
Splitted bananas!
Oh, soggy!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/4/16
Triangular stick.
One of the three divine frogs.
7 inch monkey pod percussion toad.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/5/16
Airplane turtles.
Oh, wooden funiture!
Cheezlez.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/6/16
Whuzza-huzza?
Oh no, it's the Headless Fishman!
Pickle jar with taffy.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/7/16
Huzza-whuzza.
Purple banana.
Pickled taffy...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/8/16
Time flies when you're sleeping.
Does it come in orange?
Fish floppers!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/9/16
Rubberized tin can.
No, only purple!
Cross-eyed tree.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/10/16
Dog fluff!
But, but...
Paper clips.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/11/16
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Ah nu, cheeki breeki iv damke!
You like fruit? Here's a pineapple for you!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/12/16
Got me a wooden poker!
Some things just don't mix... Like peanut butter and bark.
Tizzly twizzler!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/13/16
Poke, poke!
Or ham and jellyfish!
Tweezly tweezers!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/14/16
Just add two!
String-reinforced charging cable.
Edible toothpicks.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/15/16
Pineapple pants!
Oh my, oh my, would you look at that!
Yum!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/16/16
Lettuce leggings!
Aye, it's the rare purple cat!
Finger dance!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/17/16
MAGIC!
Shubba-wubba!
Flat fingers.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/18/16
Penguin butts.
Sticky keys!
Pokey trees.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/19/16
A cat with a beak for a mouth and feathers for fur!
No, it's just one key.
Fluff zone.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/20/16
Squirrel feet.
Christmas is coming up!
Band-aid? Like someone who helps out bands?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/21/16
His name is Sally...
Aye it be, matey!
Yes, most definitely.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/22/16
No, it's Jimbo!
Yarr, matey!
Quite a fat cat, if I do say.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/23/16
What presents will I get?
What will I eat?
Who keeps forgetting to restock the toilet paper?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/24/16
You'll see tomorrow!
You'll taste tomorrow!
Not me...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/25/16
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Twas a nice roast.
IT WAS YOU!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/26/16
Oh, after-Christmas laziness.
Naptime ensues
Waffle masters!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/27/16
Kentucky fried chicken!
Gonna just go and take another nap.
Dancing with the moons is on!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/28/16
Don't you mean popeye's?
No, I shall not allow such a thing!
I'd rather watch dancing with the planets.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/29/16
Put it in your mouth. Now move your teeth up and down. Tilt your head back, and let the meat slide down your throat hole.
That month went by quick!
A new year approaches!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/30/16
I am a sickly booger dispenser...
Everything tastes like water.
Just ate one pint of bell peppers.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/31/16
Last day of the year!
Any new-year resolutions?
Anyone staying up till midnight?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/1/17
It's 2017!
I don't seem to feel no different, doh...
I sure did!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/2/17
Nah, pretty sure it's still 2016.
Pink a-choo!
Oh, fibres!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/3/17
You sure about that?
Bloody nose?
Boogers are not helpful.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/4/17
Mushroom huntin'.
Aye, most certainly.
You getting delusions of water?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/5/17
They're after us!
Egg yolk.
My nose is running away!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/6/17
Oh no, better run! *Speed walks*
Eggs don't have yokes!
Good Night, Gorilla.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/7/17
It's 1717!
Yes they do!
I ain't no gorilla!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/8/17
Oh, an M35A2!
Chocolate teeth.
Toads with wings.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/9/17
Broom, broom.
Yum?
I question the practicality of that...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/10/17
Flop, flop!
I dunno, maybe...
I don't!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/11/17
Sprinkles on doughnuts?!
I wanna prance like a deer.
Ever eaten a tree? Me either.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/12/17
Yes, all the sprinkles!
Johnny John Johnner.
Bark up a tree.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/13/17
MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Bobby Bob Bobbert.
Yes, most trees have bark up them.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/14/17
*Evil laughing continues*
Don't read this.
Woof, woof.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/15/17
Look at the size of that starfish!
I read it.
What noise do fruit flies make?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/16/17
My stars and gardens! There he is!
Woman sheep.
A tiny little "Bzzzz", that's what.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/17/17
Murnkies!
It's yew!
Or an inverted "Upap".
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/18/17
Fish sticks in belugas.
Deadly mannequins.
Hairy potatoes.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/19/17
Belugas in fish sticks.
WHALES!!!
Slimy ducks.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/20/17
Whoever jumped it dumped it.
We meet again, Mr. Jindosh.
Pooty hoot.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/21/17
Mopar? Odd name...
I'm surrounded by toads, how glorious!
Hoot pooty?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/22/17
Aye, quite odd...
Almond chocolate!
Dorito.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/23/17
Whut whut, turkey butt.
Pancake pizza.
Dirty toe!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/24/17
The tree looked at me with it's old wrinkly face and said... "Wanna trade bodies?"
Don't look at noodles too long... They might start to look back...
Who wants to be a millionaire!?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/25/17
Depends. What species are you?
They looked back...
I sure done diddly do!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/26/17
Oak.
Noodle eyes.
Then you can done diddly do dat.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/27/17
Pink Panther!
What if a frog was actually a toad?
MISS PIGGY!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/28/17
Adversary!
Then it'd be a toad, I guess.
Kermit de Frog.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/29/17
Goobly gobbler gob!
Still haven't even used up 0.1% of my storage on this site...
Why y'all gotta be so corrupt?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/30/17
Brownies and chips for breakfast...
Loading...
Squeaky keys.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 1/31/17
What if pencils were jealous of pens?
Got any sammiches?
Got any grapes?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/1/17
Cookies and Cream crawling with gummy worms.
Dirt cake ecosystem.
Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/2/17
Hacksaw.
"MADE IN CHINA"
Toad swarm!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/3/17
Beredskapsboden.
hoitly toitly.
Aye, a hop skip and a boot.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/4/17
Olive skewer!
Look at the size of that avocado!
The cooked chicken is walking!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/5/17
Windows 95.
I'm into stellar activities.
USB pooter fan.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/6/17
Doiddle.
Aye, twas a good movie.
Wire splicing!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/7/17
It's pank.
Sittin' on some babies.
Tayap meshur.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/8/17
Miss-matched mittens!
It's like a rhino, but backwards.
Holy whole holes!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/9/17
This'll take a bit to sort out...
Or a backwards, but rhino!
Whoa! Didn't done diddle thinka' dat!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/10/17
Yay, my package came!
1950's Swedish surplus.
Swedes have tiny waists, apparently...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/11/17
Gots me a canvas hat, wool jacket, and wool pants!
Such warmth, such practicality.
Feels like Spring, man, feels like Spring.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/12/17
Cream cheese moldy high jump bagels.
Hair floor flop.
Neck twisters, yessss...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/13/17
Why can't we just have circle headlights?
Oh, the humanity!
ADAM!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/14/17
Happy Valentine's!
Gimme dat plash palatka!
They just don't make em' like they used to.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/15/17
Wake up!
I rove the land...
Turtle pancakes!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/16/17
Varusteleka!
Oh, Marinol...
The Dutch make nice jackets.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/17/17
Merino sheep!
Don't drink that, man.
As do the Czechs.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/18/17
Sonoran desert toads!
Taffy that smells like pickles.
That's a pink turtle...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/19/17
Who took the toilet paper?!
It also seems to taste like pickles...
Nah, pretty sure it's a bright red.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/20/17
Las Vega!
My nose tastes weird...
You had me worried, man!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/21/17
Nah, you must mean Los Angeles.
So does mine, man!
Such torque!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/22/17
Nah, LA = Las Vega.
Only 205 more years!
You have a toque?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/23/17
Oh yeah, sure does.
-3 months, +3 years. Noice.
No, torque, as in foot pounds!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/24/17
A toad drinking tea on a sofa made of twinkies.
Jimmy is fat.
Foot massage.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/25/17
Daz one gangsta toad, yo!
Jimmy the frog, that is!
Nah. What about an eyebrow massage?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/26/17
Cleaning. So much cleaning.
He at an enrite minnow!
That's my specialty! *Evil grin*
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/27/17
It's fun, ain't it?
Transparent stomach!
You like automatic twinkie chewers?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 2/28/17
Ick, Tesla cars...
There was once an old lady that would buy dried snake for herself. The end.
Supa action movie!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/1/17
New month!
Wood, chunky wood.
I got me a pet rat-monkey!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/2/17
So, how's the baby?
Look at that finger flex!
Doodly poodly.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/3/17
Flying, again.
Such muscle!
Poodles!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/4/17
Särmä!
Wool hat, wool gloves, and a noice jacket. Thanks Finland!
Ya'll gave me a hat 2 sizes small than I ordered, man! Still fits, doh.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/5/17
And the river of sickness and peril runs from my left nostril.
Noice, noice, noice.
I'm da master of puppets!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/6/17
And the news is out!
Chicken flavoured watermelon.
So a skilled puppeteer?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/7/17
Yup.
Watermelon flavoured chicken!
Dwain mc. noodle face.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/8/17
A yupper!
Ham donuts.
It'll be ok.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/9/17
Time flies when you're stressed and can't do anything but waste your time doing nothing.
Ah, the waffle of the French.
Mag-Lite, SMASH!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/10/17
I don't understand luxury cars... Too much money in too little a space.
The magic of friendship!
Doubles as a hammer!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/11/17
Foot sponge scrubbin'.
Ouch, daz gotta hurt!
Look at the size of those elbows!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/12/17
Oh, a W460 300 GD!
Twisted transistor.
Floss ma' chompers.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/13/17
PINK IN DA MAYJO!!!
Tuk tuks!
Minnesnowda.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/14/17
What in turnips is that!?
Can't go wrong with a tuk tuk!
So snowy, so cold.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/15/17
How are you supposed to floss? I just wing it.
THIS IS CAPITALIZED!!!
So much information at the tips of your fingers, why not use it?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/16/17
With the power of unitoads, I fly!
Duck butts.
Updatin' da site.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/17/17
Happy Idaho day!
Berets are fishy smelling
Lucky Charms are the sin of our generation.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/18/17
You smell different when you're sleeping.
You're the captian of a garbage ship!
Drainage shoot.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/19/17
Wait, what?
Toasted pancakes.
Toilet monster!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/20/17
Philly cheese!
PUUNCACK!
SCHO-KA-KOLA!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/21/17
The US doesn't make very good cars...
Hoyticulture!
Puch-mobile!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/22/17
They're all pick-ups for some reason.
Nikon FE, oh!
The size of my eyeballs is directly proportional to the time I've spent combing my hair under a full moon.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/23/17
What if your fingers could smell?
HAMSTERS!!!
And the cat goes "Oink!".
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/24/17
Pablo Mablo ayo Mr. Tablo!
Ah, noice music.
Why are there "No Parking" zones in PARKING LOTS?! They're for parking, man.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/25/17
Fritos!
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
*Slurpling noises*
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/26/17
Oye, so expensive!
Backwards fingertips...
Doodle-cake!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/27/17
So. Many. Fat. Frogs.
They're all so cute!
Chubby frogs da best, man.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/28/17
It's an adversary!
Foot measurements...
Four whole minnows.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/29/17
So you're saying that I'm not allowed to put gasoline in a gas can unless it's a registered and certified container?
Toi!
What if you had two butt cracks... Just think of all the possibilities...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/30/17
Mango Shrimp!
Fear!
Diced melon!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 3/31/17
Oi, yoi, yoi, yoi, it's quite warm!
Butterfly fish!
Non-removable branding is the worst...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/1/17
Haha, fooled you!
Use more fresh fruit, please.
There is a current length of 55,555 characters!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/2/17
Boogers and potatoes.
Go play with grandma!
Noice day out.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/3/17
But how do I choose what hard drive to get?
Meh, I dunno.
Kinda chilly, doh!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/4/17
I am a bird!
Hordes of butterflies...
Zip-ties!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/5/17
Floor CP-3O!
Hematite is quite brittle.
HAHA! I can run faster!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/6/17
If you rub a pecan counter-clockwise, they usually peep.
What's yogurt flavoured yogurt?
You cannot be a rake without something to eat first.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/7/17
Corndogs are the portal to my past...
I'd assume it's just regular ol' yogurt.
Noice parallax there.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/8/17
I suppose you have a delicious past, then...
Human stacking!
Oh, the all-mighty error!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/9/17
My pillow case keeps coming off!
Spring is noice.
Wrinkly knuckles!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/10/17
Tiny nostrils!
Cat collar made of masking tape!
Big ol' jiggly rain drops!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/11/17
Your button chart is incorrect!!!
The tales of vegetables!
I have a water buffalo!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/12/17
New router!
Vegetables don't have tails!
The toads will come with the rain.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/13/17
Interweebles were out!
Donut triangles!
The toe-biter was trying to eat my minnows!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/14/17
Gah, my fluids are leaking!
Ze router-motem combo is operational.
Under the bark is a creepy crawly...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/15/17
A day of one thousand minnows!
Belarus!
It's like minnow puddin'!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/16/17
Happy Easter!
Nang dab eggs, hiding from me?!
TAXES?! I HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON THAT?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/17/17
Meh.
Finally, done downloading!
Jumble flop.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/18/17
Bah, frustrated!
Frozen in place, it seems.
Quite windy, eh?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/19/17
Time flies, man.
Bah, too many distractions!
Hello, Ms. Twisty Fingers.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/20/17
I have a spoon made of orange peels.
Bundaid!
Forgot to update, whoopsie toops.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/21/17
You want a chicken?
Taco salad?!
FRANCIS!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/22/17
Dop-it!
John Wicklespank.
Oh, you made Max very mad...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/23/17
Oh my, the sucker melted...
SCHO-KA-KOLA at 50% capacity.
Wrinkle fingers!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/24/17
Oh, snappy!
Strange packaging...
Toad chirps!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/25/17
Mystery duck!
Why does the goose have 5 eggs?
Oh, trains!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/26/17
You want me to get five?!
It's flat and orange!
Ah, Loot Froops.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/27/17
Are you trying to say "this" or "these"?
SCHUHCREME!!!
Boat meal!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/28/17
Belt voodoo!
Nutella is a replacement for industrial grease.
Popped a thread!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/29/17
Mmmmm, bacon!
This is a very deep hole we seem to be digging...
Look, food!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 4/30/17
A day of burps!
Awesome sign!
Booties!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/1/17
New month!
Plesiosaurus are jerks.
When your tire is flat, just use chicken fat.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/2/17
Oh, the price went up!
Bumpy toes!
Those jars are jarring my other jars!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/3/17
Dinosaurs!
My head's too big to get up the hill!
Oh no, the ice is so deadly!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/4/17
May the fourth be with you.
Jog-run thingy.
Ick, Jared jewelry commercials... Nasty.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/6/17
That's the way I like my spiders, all legs!
Kitten scratches!
Ian has a fabulous beard.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/7/17
You're late!
Oh, a quadcycle!
"Genuine leather", HAHAHAHA! Nope, just synthetic... Shame upon you for your misinformation.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/8/17
Goose friend!
Contortionist cat!
My nose is removable.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/9/17
Pooh dirt!
Toad calls!
Table fight!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/10/17
Window fan-thingy.
Low-toned humming.
Flying dog pooh!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/11/17
Tooth epoxy!
Ha, no rides for you!
Attic box bat!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/12/17
Grassy chop chop.
Brah, put your shoes back on!
Eighty three.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/13/17
Flat candles!
Duck eggs!
Mmmm, petrichor!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/14/17
It's not soda pop.
Oh my goobly boo!
Is it humming if your mouth is open?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/15/17
Car cat!
Keep the milk in your mouth, man!
3mL?! And where do I get something to measure that?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/16/17
Cavalier!
Peeza!
Meaty-evil.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/17/17
Belly bubbles!
Sickness, bleh.
Leaf drips!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/18/17
Happy birthday!
Have a funtastically awesome day!
Oh, leather chair!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/19/17
Close-range telescopes!
Taffy!
Many bookables.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/20/17
Stuffed animal toad.
Oh my, that face...
Mashed potatoes.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/21/17
My friend Keith...
Blanket war!
Potatoes that are mashed.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/22/17
Sheep clothes!
I'm awake, I promise!
Tree mouse!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/23/17
Make me soup!
Ever heard of the banana mouse?
Crumbly crumpets!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/24/17
Oh my, Prince Rupert!
Gummy bears, which dancing in the trees.
Cheese is just milk paper.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/25/17
This hamster's gotten quite grouchy!
Finger puppets!
Start up the Stirling engine, Jim!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/26/17
Oi, yoi, yoi, yoi, Francis.
Oh, hello little birdie...
I didn't even know it could be that colour...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/27/17
Ian and Karl eatin' a sheep.
Pillow plop!
France's lawn mower.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/28/17
Oh, it's the 28th!
Doodle dee do.
*Loud stretching noises*
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/29/17
Bleh, too vague!
Ribbles.
Piezo!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/30/17
Bootles!
Yay, mowing...
Lump fish!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 5/31/17
I am done!
Ha, your pitiful pain pokers have no effect upon my wooly, tansporation device guards!
Ehweem, ezooze me grammier.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/1/17
Yay! Hewro!
New month!
Graphics processor!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/2/17
Monitor cleaning!
Socks, many socks...
24MB total?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/3/17
A machine, that's virtual? Funky...
Buff kitty cat.
Pseudo puppies!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/4/17
Cold belly buttons!
Tree-climbing toad!
"In Stock" they said...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/5/17
Abrupt awakening!
CONTAINER MAY EXPLODE IF HEATED.
Sounds like one of those yelling rubber chickens...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/6/17
Bleh, cryptocurrency.
Toothpick and a few pebbles.
Who are these people?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/7/17
This mouse has some awful peripheral vision...
Oh no, it's an OEM.
But I don't want to talk to a robot!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/8/17
It's finally over!
I guess it figured out I wasn't actually a shrimp...
But how can you live without pizza?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/9/17
Totally didn't forget to update yesterday... Pffff...
So there's a mouse named Clause that wears a blouse and lives in your house?
Oh, it has been delivered!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/10/17
Fish bits!
Upon, up-on, or up on?
Spatrick the Harvestman!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/11/17
Hurk, I think you're confused.
Stop it with the monkies!
No eyebrows? Strange...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/12/17
Leopard print sun-glasses!
Toe stubbin!
That's a lot of disclamatory text, Linus...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/13/17
Flaming goats...
June bugs. Muhehehehe.
What will I do when it's 2100? This site only hase a 2-digit year...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/14/17
You're awesome.
You've given me such great memories.
Thank you so much, for everything.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/15/17
I've been updating this site for one year. I'm not sure whether or not I will update it anymore. I have yet to decide, though.
Two tomatoes and a bowl of cereal. The perfect mid-night snack.
Mouse pad of infinite water absorption.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/16/17
Meh, might as well go another year xP
Oh, this car makes green apple juice!
Inverse lady bug!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/17/17
Kitty rackets!
Blind-folded baby!
Unicode's gotten pretty full of characters.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/18/17
A day for fodders.
Grassy forest...
Cactus jar shipment!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/19/17
Saving Private Francis.
Copy coffle!
Floof tubes.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/20/17
Mellow Blue Soda.
Egg dog.
Fluff lump.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/21/17
Doesn't feel like it's been a week... Time flies.
Do Not Bendy.
The lines don't line up!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/22/17
Freed has been freed.
Lawning mow.
Grass toad!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/23/17
Baby toads!
Whale sale!
Tuna can finger slicer!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/24/17
White mulberries!
Hornet-eating dog!
Free brots!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/25/17
Noodle cakes!
Shiny skin pouch.
Quite a merry mansion!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/26/17
Brady, the amatuer mathematician toad.
Clive got a dolly.
Bologna cat!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/27/17
We all have rusty veins.
This whole time I thought it was a cargo-bomb...
I'm not pregnant, I'm aging!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/28/17
Late awakening!
Old lady alien using the elevator...
Minnow trap of eternal trappage!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/29/17
Highly-paid tooth scrubbers!
He's gon berserk!
The minnows are breathless!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 6/30/17
Do you have any ponytails? I have a bunch of ponytails... I mean hair binders!
18 days is equal to 3 weeks. Nothing incorrect about that at all... Whatsoever... One bit... Not wrong at all...
The hose's head split off!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/1/17
New month.
Jiub!
Hunch back of noted drawn.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/2/17
No.
Attack the potatoe!
You can't handle my rolly polly power!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/3/17
There's cruise control!?
Graham the toad!
Bug lights!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/4/17
Quadruple jelly day!
Popsicle-lookin' dude on a skateboard with a giant pink backpack.
~Yay~ Road rage in a traffic jam... How lovely.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/5/17
You say "Yao Ming", I throw a grenade in the dumpster.
Zig it zag it!
I'mma bee, I'mma bee!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/6/17
Goodness, that's a lot of obscenities!
Blood-sucking needle-nosed flying plague of human existence!
At least the deaf don't have to deal with screaming.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/7/17
Take out the 1 of today's date!
Alpenflage!
Infinite algae!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/8/17
THESE. FONT. FILES. WON'T. LEAVE.
Just casually talk about pretty important stuff in the background, why-don'tcha.
Give my my Administative rights back, Bill!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/9/17
Ping-Pong-Sized hail!
Bottled water!
Just tacos, not fruit, I guess.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/10/17
Poncho!
Oh, squishy paint!
Painted pictures!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/11/17
Firework fart!
You just have to get the bones really close...
One flag, flaggy but one!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/12/17
Happy early birthday!
Pots and pans are my favourite!
Can I open it yet?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/13/17
Unicors are better than otters.
Sock-filled boots!
No more Molot, I guess.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/14/17
Rapid socks!
Magic metal istant glue gun. MMIGG. MIG.
Buuuuuuurp.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/15/17
8 minute unpack!
Mr. Zeus Chubbmeister.
Pontoon-riding fisher!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/16/17
Rigley was awesome!
Giant wood frog!
Finger nibbler!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/17/17
Hoigle poigle, snip snappit, bit bappit!
Scarifying!
Yer gonna get litninized!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/18/17
Happy birthday! You're pretty awesome!
Crabily doodles.
Floaties of death!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/19/17
I'd call those rotten pops!
Chubby toads of power!
Jumpy doggy!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/20/17
Most certainly not gossiping about odd things...
Earphone kitty chow!
The parrot is consuming me!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/21/17
Match tin and canteen!
Splooshy pontoon!
Big ol' birch fallin' down!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/22/17
I've definitely been updating everyday... pfffff... yeah, definitely.
It's a chubby toad! I'll put you in le' pond.
Finally home, Jarome!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/23/17
Everyone's a grass hopper.
Jigga bites!
Just gonna eat some Dave chocolate.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/24/17
Noice day, brah.
Get well soon, kitty.
Spoidurs.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/25/17
Too hot!
Chubby, tiny kitty.
Don't get stuck in the sky!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/26/17
Hurpy burp day, bear.
Do you like cheese?
They were all bought... By one, single person...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/27/17
Accidental kitty squish!
Pin the yatta!
Cardboard-eating mouse!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/28/17
Chili fan!
Rossman the sheep helper!
Felt souls...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/29/17
Hairy walrus!
I'd like two jubble pea burgers.
My lamp had babies!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/30/17
I lost my pony tails!
Oh, Belgian rucksack...
Lights can't have babies!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 7/31/17
Michinelup.
Haunted Colas and Spooky Sodas: Why it's the Fault of Ghosts that I'm Fat. - Sterling's audiobiography.
Hasselhoff hassle hurdle.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/1/17
Milk catastrophe!
I'm a potato. I'm a potato.
I don't know what I don't know about what I don't know I'm doing.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/2/17
Cuttle fish army!
Toast.
Fair stuffs.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/3/17
Burritos, many burritos.
Sparkly pants binge.
Misquito on my PCB.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/4/17
Only and hour into today.
Sprinting meow kitty!
Jello, jello, hello.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/5/17
It was an awesome play!
Got a picture with Spongebob the mini-golf guardian.
Cookie balance contest and bubble survival!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/6/17
By the noodles and spandex.
Bria the mouse!
Awesome fair projects, man!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/7/17
YOU STOLE MY VANILLA WAFER!!!
Rearranged shtuff!
S'mores!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/8/17
YOU STOLE IT AGAIN!!!
Orange juice tea stain remover.
Nuckets!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/9/17
It's like some sort of tentacle for your face...
Spoider in me window.
5 mice!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/10/17
Dog-chow mouse.
Graphics driver being picky. Windows getting grumpy at me...
All of it is dialogue... All of it...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/11/17
3 baby mouses.
I should find a way for y'all to give me input on this thing.
Decky deck deck.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/12/17
That's a big buttafly.
Jiffy is jelly.
Bob the bat!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/13/17
Dragons... Lots of dragons...
Orange-tinted.
Fat basement tree frog.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/14/17
Solar Eclipse in a week!
Treating a HDD like it's a baby...
Stealing my vanilla wafer again, eh?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/15/17
Finally got WIndows to work again!
60 jigga-munches?!
I'll just transfer these 30,000 files...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/16/17
BREAKING NEWS.
Cheese, all the cheese!
Restore points are a lil' bit funky.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/17/17
Panama bananas.
Chubbly bubbly.
Gary, candles are now illegal!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/18/17
I'm a climbing a wall for cats, apparently.
Don't wake bats up from naps.
Mouse stuck in a yogurt tube...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/19/17
Lindy hop cyclop.
Misty...
This spider has just been staring at me for the last week...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/20/17
Deputy Dawg is back!
Robert, you don't eat people...
Eclipse is tomorrow!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/21/17
Mr. Bean Battington, the bat.
It's the weiner dog of the car world.
Awesome solar eclipse!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/22/17
Settle down, kitty!
Flowing News Vehicle!
Forgot what I did today.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/23/17
Kitty cat's got a big belly.
Grape juice giving me the rumbles.
Candy LEGO.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/24/17
Got meself some computer bits.
Robert's back!
Magical keyboard of replacement abilities.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/25/17
Magic pinkie of backspacing!
Pananana!
Magic bayonet?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/26/17
"When I heard about the first bath salts incident,... I ate my neighbor"
This milk tastes like marshmallows...
It's using all me cores!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/27/17
Doesn't feel like school is tomorrow...
Canned lemonade.
At least half, I think.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/28/17
Yay, school...
How do you go from little chuckles to old man laugh?
Software update!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/29/17
I bet y'all think I'm completely unsane!
Why is it making creaking noises? I no like that.
IT'S ALIVE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/30/17
Happy birthday!
Windows, activate!
Shooble he ha hoo.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 8/31/17
Heu Heu, how are you?
Norman beard hairs!
Guts of the structure.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/1/17
TBM's are so boring.
Potaco.
Making outfits.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/2/17
You be hoopajoopin' my tri-prong pokey cooker thingy!
Sweatshirts, many sweatshirts.
Pinkie of tappy-tap-tap!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/3/17
The virtual machine just had an existential crisis...
Ba-da-da-da-do-dum.
Multi-voiced singers!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/4/17
Power outage...
Tongue, ton-gue, TON-GUE! Or is it tung?
It's green shirt man! Woah!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/5/17
I am from the past, and I'm here to warn you about what happened yesterday!
Johanna-panana, in a bandana?!
Smoiles, many smoiles.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/6/17
Tree potatoes.
A little late, eh?
Vine gar!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/7/17
Jarred goose egg.
Fleecy pants!
Leg pocket thingies!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/8/17
Stacky wood stuff.
Legs made of zebra ears.
Tubbers is tubby.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/9/17
Tired yawn face.
Yarny yarn barn
The mouse must be a fan of fans.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/10/17
Molybdenum disulfide, eh? Neato burrito.
These fans aren't too torquey, and this fitting ain't crimped right!
Lala~lala~lala!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/11/17
Serj, you mad genius!
Mmmmm, salty chocolate!
These late naps grumplify me, man!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/12/17
Took a 10 day break.
Knotted bird tongues!
Chocolate jar!.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/13/17
Find a man, a man plad in gold, with a pink tunic.
Which today is today?
Froggy swerve!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/14/17
Are you excited for school tomorrow? No, I'm excited for waffles today.
Otamot Puhctek!
See-saw nipple board?!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/15/17
Cows.
This moose is lookin' at me funny...
Under-socks
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/16/17
This spoon looks like a millipede!
The sun isn't good for taking baths upon.
Pia, no!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/17/17
16 pound cat!
There are definitely no grammatical errers on this website!
Water, pink water.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/18/17
Pond of many bubbles.
Hydraulic wrench!
Retsel!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/19/17
Charging cords of magic!
Oatmeal with dates and apples!
It's stuck on me pinkie!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/21/17
Stop pretending to be French, you non-French person who isn't French!
CHICKAN!!! You shall be named Mozart.
You can say what you like, that doesn't mean there can't be repercussions, though.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/22/17
92 degrees! WHY?!
Too humid for sweat to do its magical evaporative cooling.
Just realized people still visit the site even when I don't update. Thanks, y'all, yer pretty neato burrito.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/23/17
Wibbly wobbly handle!
Wood chuckin wood chucks chucking wood.
Magpie!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/24/17
Legtopus sticker!
Waffle tacos!
Binning the bin-ables!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/25/17
Indoor ledge tree!
Mozart the friendly chickan.
Definitely not procrastinating...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/26/17
Radical!
There once was a flying tortoise named Alfred.
Red waffles!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/27/17
Oh, knuckle tendons.
Fluffy wool sheep!
Hyper Text Markup Language!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/28/17
Dreet fried dwinkies!
Knicks knacks!
Broccorli.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/29/17
You're a little late...
Juggler!
Jousting!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 9/30/17
Pew, pew, pewter!
Squishy cat!
Free grass!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/1/17
Bottlecap light chain!
Sun-burnt Swedes.
Sheep blankie!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/2/17
Copper coin!
Oh, the cats are eating each other again.
$300 sandals... SANDALS!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/3/17
Haircut!
Pink Wings!
Wulrik!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/4/17
It wants my beef jerky!
Tortoise cat is eating my wallpaper...
Headphone explosion!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/5/17
Got it to 2933!
Grunting cat!
Mtn. Dew ladybug.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/6/17
Jo-say and re-ckay!
Y'all got some funky lookin' muffin makers!
Oh boy, it's mighty chilly, eh?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/7/17
You just had to ruffle my knuckles!
This thing is quite croaky. I shall call it... a croaker.
Dazzle frazzle!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/8/17
This is not a baby, it is a sheep!
Oh, hob it!
A world without silliness would be very silly... Or would it?
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/9/17
Jules Verne! Because, Jules Verne.
Hippo kite!
I dare you to say ratcheting wrench 8 times, real quick like.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/10/17
Why would you put torque on your head, though?
It's got the pajamas in the mambajamas!
I've got one of those funky lookin' things that looks all funky.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/11/17
Oi, cracked me knuckles!
Talion got the grumps again...
Vanishing watermelon!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/12/17
Stop calling me about my car insurance expiring! I ain't got car insurance to expire!
Oh, would you look at that.
Cow on a roof.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/13/17
This dog's got some jump to er'!
Looks like a Mavis to me!
Oh no, it's a wooly bear caterpillar cult!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/14/17
Alrighty, y'all can send me your ideas to the email way up top!
Sorry for being gone for a bit, I was... Being lazy.
I'm not sure if anyone will suggest much, but it'd be neat for someone to.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/15/17
Or not, that's fine too.
Exorbitant tree!
Phillet phish!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/16/17
SO. MANY. BUNNIES.
Put down the crowbar, Morgan!
Peppermint milk...
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/17/17
Cheerful pinball thingy!
Kitty with a shaved belly...
Squeeshy cat!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/18/17
Multi-tone nose trumpet!
Even my cat has racing stripes!
This dog's got the face squish!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/19/17
Get in there, you cosmonautic gnome!
What's dog meat called? No particular reason I'd ask...
He's got the purple-ear disease!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/20/17
Missing chicken.
Stop jumping up there, you lumpy fur ball!
Very dog-like doggy dog that acts like a dog.
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 10/21/17
Yum, jelly and tuna waffles...
Big ol' treat for my best four-legged buddy!
Baby deer thing!
George Horsephin and Hoyt the Pirate: 12/14/17
I apologize for not updating in so long. I'll be updating the site whenever I get some ideas, no longer daily.
Manifest of a cruise ship.
A pug dug the mug out of the rug, it was in there pretty snug.
Matroof headphones.
Claustrophomic.
Camera shy fly.
How do you spell bison bag?
Remote controlled insoles...
So smokey you can hang a boot in the air.
Toad fish road!
Green Jell-O window wiper fluid!
Whiswy.
Giant blue chicken.
Bug prep bin?
Charlson Dickinson has 8 feet.
Bruce Bane.
"It is better to be addicted to toads than alcohol" - courtesy of Francis
Woah, 9 quintillion percent!